April 14, 2004 #

London By Numbers: Half the Math, Double the Myth

* 1 Unexpected free upgrade to 1st Class on Virgin Atl.
* 6 Hours of feeling like the King
* 4 Episodes of The Office, 3 of Phoenix Nights on DVD
* 1 Sunday roast, 8 Boddingtons
* 5 bacon sandwiches, 2 pints of ice cream, 1 nicked doughnut and container of cheese footballs
* Tottenham Hotspurs 1, Manchester City 1
* 10 Black thongs bought at Marks & Spencer (for friend)
* 3 Synagogues, 2 churches, 1 secret courtyard of Council flats, and (too) many "old stories" in a walking tour of Hampstead and other parts of North London
* 0 Time spent in "Central" London - native definition be damned

Thanks to Chris Gage for "substituting" while I was gone. Looks like he got all School of Rock.


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