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February 13, 2004 #
 BORIS THE RIDER. This is Boris Said, road course specialist, who's trying to break into the top-tier oval-track racers. Whether he becomes a regular or not in the Nextel Cup Series, the man definitely has a certain style. Kinda like the NBA's Steve Nash, if that makes any sense. This is amusing, if only because it would probably offend 75% of NASCAR's traditional audience. Playboy asks fans the tough questions. Hell, I'll give it a go. Which driver do you think is the best in bed? Boris Said, look at the man! Which driver do you think is the biggest dud in the sack? Sterling Marlin, old man and can't understand a word he says. Which driver do you think is the most sexually active? Dale Jr is obviously the biggest poon-dawg out there. Which driver do you think is most likely to have engaged in a threesome? Ryan Newman when he went to Purdue. West Lafayette, IN is a pretty boring place. Which driver do you think is most likely to have had a same-sex experience? No doubt Michael Waltrip, the guy from Bend-Owensboro, K-Y. Which driver do you think is the kinkiest? If they mean who leaves their racing helmet on when fucking then it's gotta be Kurt Busch. He's just that cocky. Which driver do you think watches the most porn? Kevin Harvick, he just seems like the guy at a bachelor party who's gonna take charge and ask for pictures. Which driver do you think is the most well-endowed? Tony Stewart, his rumored nickname on the circuit is "Bud Pole." Which driver do you think is the least endowed? Jeff Gordon. Some NASCAR fans believe he has a vagina, actually. Bonus women-only question: Which driver would you most like to sleep with? Hmm, can I still answer this?? Boris Said!! Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
