July 15, 2004 #

If the history of America can be traced through baseball as
Ken Burns would have you believe then surely the history of baseball, and thus America, is based on our love of meat in buns.
Hot dogs, often the first meat we serve to little kids when they're ready for solid foods.
Hot dogs, our introduction to sex education in junior high when that girl had to have one surgically removed from her...yeah. Then
Hot Dog: The Movie (specifically former Playmate Shannon Tweed) taught us about doing it in
hot tubs at ski lodges. Finally,
hot dogs, one crazy
Japanese guy sucks 'em down every 4th of July in Coney Island like Sylvia Saint on the set of her latest video production.
Related: Ben Wasserstein: Frankly Speaking [Slate]
National Hot Dog and Sausage Council
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