July 19, 2004 #
The Other Page
Chapter 1: December 1, 2003 to July 16, 2004
Seven and a half months of updating this site nearly every weekday with one-trick ponies and tall-boy beer cans has been fun, not unlike barrel-fishing, and almost as rewarding as a cigarette after killing a man with your bare hands cause he stared at your lady too long. With bags under our eyes and in our pockets we recognize it's now time to move
"onward and upward" -- words which can mean many things to few people but I'm mainly thinking "sideways like a drunken stagger" or even, "taking three steps back to get a better picture before hocking a loogey on it."
While there are few certainties in life I feel confident saying there won't be much updating here but we promise something meatier, beatier, bigger, and bouncier. Stay tuned to this space for the upcoming launch of TOP 2.0, a project currently being beta-tested in countries that are a bit "lax" with the interpretation and enforcement of child-labor laws. The goal is simple: to anger, confuse, and alienate as many readers as possible while making us laugh all the way to moral bankruptcy.
Thanks for all your support or silent disinterest,
Andrew & Chris
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