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June 8, 2004 #
Time Capsule: Words of Our Past In the Future Follow-up email for freelance gig Per our phone call, I just wanted to touch base to see if you had any updates. I know I'm no Ann Powers of the NYTimes, but I think your publisher should know that I am able to discern the difference between a Fender Mustang, the Fender Jaguar, and the Fender Jazzmaster. See if Ann's got them chops. If you haven't left for happy hour at Enid's yet, drop me a line. Friendster testimonial Dina has balls of gold that hang at exactly the same level. She was also the inspiration to engage in the practice of saving my bodily fluids and selling them on eBay. Her support, but not bra, is immense. My rent is paid for all of 2004 cause she bought 20 gallons of sperm from me. Thanks. Rejected Slogans for the City of Baltimore Less Baltimore Charm (In a horseshoe out of luck kinda way) City Baltimore Is for Crabs and other STD's Tastes OK, Less Filler Guaranteed Orgasms! In Heroin We Trust The Nation's Capital...is only 45 Minutes Away Still #1 in Workers Compensation Benefits Kill everyone now! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! (from Divine's woodland speech in John Waters' Pink Flamingos) I Love New York, More Than Ever IMing about Cars (with faint apologies to the Japanese and Hispanics) MikeSpinnn: this working from home is enlightening - i think my neighbor is a pot dealer krucoff: whats the tip-off? teenagers coming by around 3pm? MikeSpinnn: all day - in all manner of lowered, souped-up Hondas MikeSpinnn: tho he's in high school -- i know his dad from shoveling snow MikeSpinnn: fucking suburbs krucoff: they love the souped-up jap cars MikeSpinnn: yeah - they're growing on me MikeSpinnn: too MikeSpinnn: strangely MikeSpinnn: those kids wouldn't know a V8 from a Briggs and Stratton lawn mower krucoff: ever see the show on SpikeTV that concentrates on modifying rice-burners? MikeSpinnn: i saw part of it once MikeSpinnn: those guys spend a lot on those things krucoff: yeah, usually hispanic dudes MikeSpinnn: they all live with their parents krucoff: but they have a sweet ride for weekend nights MikeSpinnn: "yeah, this afterblower was 18,000, but it's all good" MikeSpinnn: "moms lets me crash here" krucoff: "separate entrance to the basement. word." Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
