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June 22, 2004 #
Pair of Van Halen Tix! Half Price!! Reply to: Michael.S@ARTN.com I bought these two awesome seats a few months ago but because we have a newborn at home we decided we can't go. The seats are in section 4 Row O. They are great seats that I am forced to let go for $100 total. Hi. I'm Michael Anthony from Van Halen. You might know me from such bass lines as "Running with the Devil" or "Jamie's Crying." Additionally, you may know me from not playing on Eddie's "Eruption" -- a work I am particularly proud of my involvement with despite not having played on it. Let me say to you Michael.S, if you and your wife would like to still attend our rock show, please feel free to bring your baby along. I know, being a parent myself (to over 1000 new and vintage basses!), that it's hard to find time for yourself, and if you ask any doctor (particularly Dr. Feelgood of Cat House Medical University in Los Angelos), they will tell you that time apart from your newborn can do wonders for you and your spouse's emotional states and love life. I know when I'm away from my custom Jack Daniels bass, I can't wait to return to it so I can pretend it is a real bottle of Jack and rock out on it and be all tipping it up like it was a real bottle of whiskey, like how I do during my solo when I'm providing bathroom-break time for the other guys. But, you are no doubt asking yourself, If I bring my baby to the concert, my wife and I will not be getting the awesome benefit to our love life that comes from being away from the child. Ah, smart man, but yes you will. Because I, Michael Anthony of Van Halen, will eat your baby. I enjoy eating babies and will provide this service to you because you are a fan, and because you bought tickets to our show despite Hagar and Eddie's old-man hip. One last note, please be sure to have changed the child's diaper beforehand. Sincerely,Michael Anthony of Van Halen Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
