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June 23, 2004 #
The Other Page Public Service Announcements (TOPPSA 1.1)  Kids, don't rat out your friends. (See: Nation of Ulysses "A Kid Who Tells On Another Kid Is A Dead Kid") Due to the recent discovery of actual Phish fans in NYC, if you've been or are planning to go to one of their concerts please report to the nearest Eastern seaboard college town and proceed to the "quad" for a 3-ft bong rectal-spearing. The dickheadification of Dennis Miller is complete and you may now guiltlessly wish for his death, or imminent cancellation. Mr. Present, go away. Come and fuck with us some other day. Lower East Side Real Ersatz Update: Cast aside prejudices of the biggest landsluts this side of the Lousy Purchase and embrace the preservation of free basing space. With cotton gins still being shorted by Buffet descendants, we turn an eye westward. Rent Free Or Die. (Steps up to mic, taps it...) "The New York State Lottery is now worth 10 million lines of cocaine!!!" Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
