March 19, 2004 #
The proprietor of this property told me over warm beers that his blog would never run a "photo essay with some lame color commentary." However, since I am running the show while he's lounging nickle-slot-side next to someone's Nana deep in Nevada, let's look through that particular judas hole, shall we.
BUMPER SNICKER: Belly Dancer on Board. Vehicle may shimmy without warning.
Q: What kind of closures do belly dancers use to hold their costumes together?
A: Belly buttons!
Q: Where can you go to learn how to belly dance?
A: To a navel academy.
Q: Why did the chicken shimmy across the road?
A: To show the other chickens she had learned to belly dance.
How pissed are you right now AK?
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