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March 22, 2004 #
 "No one wins parlays." - Text message from Grellan after we notified him of our NCAA first round ten-game picks. I'm still assessing the damage from a long weekend in Vegas and what Chris Gage did to this site last Thursday and Friday. Update (with explanations, apologies, and pleas for donations) forthcoming. In the meantime, please enjoy this ditty by a friend who lost $1000 on the UNC/Texas game in the 2nd round. MY MARCH MADNESS by Colleen Tully I'm a girl And I love basketball I'm a girl And I love March I'm the girl who's watched all season And I'll pick the Terps, but I'll have a reason Mike went to Vegas But couldn't bring his sister Mike went to Vegas But couldn't bring his friend I'll sit on my couch and watch games from home And the boys are all pussies, so I'll place bets by phone My brackets are fucked It was fun while it lasted My brackets are fucked Now it's time to get blasted The phone kept ringing from Vegas with calls And, yes, I lost money, but who's got the balls? Colleen derives lyrical inspiration from unholy amounts of desperation and intoxication. Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Pagina, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
