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March 25, 2004 #
 To Potential Advertisers (or anyone with a budget and signature approval authority): In a desperate and not entirely ethical move on the part of this site (and maybe yours, but that's for legal departments to decide), TheOtherPage.com will gladly and willingly feature your product on this web site for one entire week. Your product will be praised, adored, and written about at length, possibly with pictures of this site's proprietor using your product in various locales throughout NYC, in the home, or out-of-state. Any combination really, that is, if you'd like. That's the exclusive offer we are making to you. In the spirit of all things advertorial, in exchange for this relentless flattering coverage of your product, in which we drool over it like terminally ill children, The Other Page would like two invites to your organization's next company-sponsored party. Throwing a Passsover bash? Two invites. Cinco de Mayo shindig? Two invites. X-mas holiday blow-out with cage dancers? We'll probably settle for one. You see how it works. It's as simple and elegant as an Asian perm. The Other Page has been garnering an obscene, almost unprecedented, amount of traffic since launching in Dec '03 (as Krucoff.com) and the attention it has been receiving from Gawker, The Kicker, and CollegeHumor is simply staggering. The site, as we say in NYC, has exploded like J Lo's ass after a visit to a Las Vegas buffet (yes, that phrase is actually making the rounds these days). You will find that our readers are the most coveted demographic since Detroit discovered baby boomers (and next their offspring) will buy anything that chugs gas like Halliburton's fleet of executive Hummers. Gladly will we share our demo stats with you if you'd like to take us up on this offer. In closing, if you have a product (e.g., a pistol-grip nose hair trimmer or high-tech toilet), a web site (e.g., struggling retailers, adult-themed, and wireless carriers - except Sprint), a periodical (e.g., Mr. Newhouse, we're talking to you; we'll ride anything in your fine stable), or can in any way shape or form get us closer to those models in the American Apparel catalog, we will shill for you. Repeatedly. Email info(at)krucoff.com if you're interested in this opportunidad of a lifetime. Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Pagina, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
