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May 12, 2004 #
"You won't have Krucoff to kick around anymore..." Admitting defeat is never easy but I do today with reverence and a smile. I don't know which one of the four psychos who read this site took the effort to create this demented documentation but the final blow has landed in the battle of retards. While media-savvy types try to out me as Defamer, Lockhart gets flat-out outted. One sincere LiveJournal genius (self-description: "i think i'm sick because yesterday i tried to be sluttyteasebryan in my ass-raping-tight jeans and faggot 'honolulu' tight tee, but it was in fact moist and cloudy and thirty degrees outside or something and i didn't have a jacket or sweater. shit, man... and i hate it when my john frieda beach blonde gel goes to waste.") expresses a special kind of love for Lockhart that I have never received from any amoring fan. The kid has a great sense of humor too. I could never top this, nor would I fool myself in thinking I even possess such charming powers to attract a fan base on par with Steele's. I tip my hat, offer some advice about lubricants, and officially recognize Lockhart Steele as King (or Queen) of the Bloggers. Wear that tiara proudly, man. # # # Unrelated Item: Check out Randy Kim's latest video combining Evan Dando's "Hard Drive" and our random drunken (and pretty gay) exploits. Life always seems much cooler in a grainy music video. Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Pągina, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
