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May 24, 2004 #
The "summering" season officially starts this weekend and we all know how this whips New Yorkers into a frenzy. They're either finger-banging each other down the Jersey shore, showing up at the house in Wainscott and remembering what a bunch of assholes surround them, retreating to the upstate woods and discovering bears do in fact shit there, or defending the virtues of one's Brooklyn rooftop. Whatever, as long as everyone is getting laid. By way of example, here is one place I suggest you do NOT spend time at this summer. Frequency of the Following Phrases Heard at Darien, Connecticut's Weed Beach One Day Last Summer OFF THE ROCKS PLEASE!! (8) not now (6) Maxie, say 'thank you' (5) the SAME patagonia vest (4) it must be low-tide (4) I hated the headmaster (3) SO rude (3) seriously, will these kids ever shut the fuck up? (2) he says he wants to marry me, but I'm only 23 and the dummy doesn't even know I hooked-up with his best friend last week (1) Archives "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. RSS. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, stock tips, and family gossip. |
