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The anonymous bloggers known as Maccers and Sac team up to read a selection from the Ask Cronos Advice Column. In a curious and most befitting dialect reversal, Maccers applies a rousing Scouse accent to "Lynne Finley of Dardanelle, AK" while Sac attempts to cloak death-metal crooner Cronos as a post-Faulkner character in deep conflict with the unrepressed savagery of a late 80's PMRC hearing.